question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
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Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
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She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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