Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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