Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Please don't give away my fajitas
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