and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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