Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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