We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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