I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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