Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
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I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
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my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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