That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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