I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
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It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
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Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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