yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I just gift wrapped bread.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
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I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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