were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I got her a Nickelback box set.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
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his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
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She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.