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  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  yo i have your phone

  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  ... oh so you probably won't get this message

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  (202): yo i have your phone (202):... oh so you probably won't get this message http://tfl.nu/0ifv
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  (818): View more from California

  Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.

  (310): View more from California

  good choice.

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  (818): Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station. (310): good choice. http://tfl.nu/xzs8
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  (309): View more from Illinois

  i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!

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  (309): i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!! http://tfl.nu/asa6
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  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.

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  (978): If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again. http://tfl.nu/fk6d
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  (541): View more from Oregon

  I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.

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  (541): I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night. http://tfl.nu/6kn4
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  (813): View more from Florida

  Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.

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  (813): Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey. http://tfl.nu/gju4
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  (540): View more from Virginia

  Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"

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  (540): Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home" http://tfl.nu/xfn6
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  (308): View more from Nebraska

  I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!

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  (308): I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!! http://tfl.nu/47bh
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  (916): View more from California

  BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you

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  (916): BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you http://tfl.nu/atej
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  (410): View more from Maryland

  Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.

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  (410): Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher. http://tfl.nu/m5qa
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  (815): View more from Illinois

  is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?

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  (815): is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush? http://tfl.nu/jh6a
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  (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  That's right. I did.

  (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.

  (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  That's right. I did.

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  (403): That's right. I did. (403): You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing. (403): That's right. I did. http://tfl.nu/55sv
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  (620): View more from Kansas

  What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.

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  (620): What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself. http://tfl.nu/i9qu
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  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.

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  (617): He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer. http://tfl.nu/nrwh
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  (519): View more from Ontario

  I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.

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  (519): I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not. http://tfl.nu/yb7r
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