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Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
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Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
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You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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