so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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