just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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