Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
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Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
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We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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