yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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