Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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