in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
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then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
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Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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