happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
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He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
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Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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