It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
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the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
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Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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