How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
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Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
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Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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