I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
i believe in u and ur pee
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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