Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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