You surviving the open bar?
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Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
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he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
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Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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