Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
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Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
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I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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