with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
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woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
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I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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