So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
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DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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