She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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