so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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