Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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