Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
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I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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