Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
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I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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