I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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