have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Walk of Shame today included voting.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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