I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
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Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
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So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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