people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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