There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Do vagina's smell?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
