When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
its not stalking. its research.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
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Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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