these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i wish my penis had a tongue
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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