Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize