Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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