You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
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do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
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the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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