I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
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dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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