why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
third nipple confirmed
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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