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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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