You're my little dorito
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
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I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
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He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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