Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
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No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
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HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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