Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
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his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
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Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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