I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
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just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
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Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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