Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
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i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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