I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
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When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
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Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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