If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
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my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
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he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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