he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Mom said you looked used
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Randomize
