i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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